I'm so fucking centered right now
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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