I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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