with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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