she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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