i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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