There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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