i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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