just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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