Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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