you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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