i don't like sucking hair
only if we run a train.
done.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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