There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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