i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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