one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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