oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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