If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
