If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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