You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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