White coat. Heels.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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