you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
God, I missed his penis.
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