Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm too high and old for this...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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