I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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