And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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