so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Couch. On fire.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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