Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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