He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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