Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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