How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Buhtt sex?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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