Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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