i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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