I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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