she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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