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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  North Korea, Best Korea!

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago

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• (914): View more from New York

  Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?

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• (831): View more from California

  Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Sorry my hands just texted you

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine

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  I just got chills

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.

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