im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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