There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
how drunk are you?
Several
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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