yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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