No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You brought string cheese to the strip club
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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