this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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