Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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