I'm jealous of your bromance
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
this will be a night to untag.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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