the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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