dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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