I want to make a zoo with you.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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