so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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