Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
