Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I will die if light touches me.
We named our party play list daddy issues
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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