he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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