yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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