Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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