His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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