Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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