Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered