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giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed