I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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