we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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