Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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